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J is an enigma. She is hard to explain fully, hence the use of the word enigma. She also enjoys stating the obvious. It is a side effect of being a genius, which she has been officially since birth when she exited her mother and then shot every intelligent person she could find. She was made Queen of London at nine days old, and was the true Nine Days Queen. She moved on to become Queen of England at 4 years of age after convincing Queen Elizabeth II that she had a royal opening of a butcher's meat locker in Wetherby.

J attended Newstead Wood School For Girls and, despite urban legend, was not expelled and graduated in 2003. She then went on to study Mathematics (after a gap year in hell - that's hell ladies and gentlemen, not Durham. You're forgiven for the mistake.) at Newcastle University.

J has been editor of The Great Sink Of Doom since its creation in May 2003. During this time, she has used the publication as a means of maintaining relations with friends and acquaintances all over the world. She has the friending policy of "Friend me if you like, and if you interest me I'll friend you back", and has no issue with people linking her articles. The Great Sink Of Doom is (mostly) a public journal, and will forever remain so. J is a person who is generally unafraid to fly in the face of convention, and so readers are warned of the inevitable controversy ahead. This journal may feature icons, fanfiction, political commentary as well as other things; the interests listed below give a general indication of all the things that J is likely to discuss.

J enjoys naked men. All of her hobbies involve naked men in some form or another. It is advised that you avoid her because she is crazy. Unless you are a naked man. Or have nice boobs.

J likes boobs.

Her sanity was last spotted in 1999, whilst she was busy plotting world domination and preparing for the start of her plan titled "Millennium Bug". The plan was foiled because it was crap. She then devoted her energies to the internet and has been there ever since.

She is also verbose, and likes speaking in the third person.

Rock.

Those who enjoyed this journal may also be interested in reading spiffarific, J's brain twin.

J would like to thank xmirax for teaching her all she knows about S2.

"We live as though the world were as it should be, to show it what it can be."